Clients...

Why do clients:

1. Think they are God
2. Always ask for things to be delivered yesterday
3. Ask for ridiculous things when they know very well that it either cannot be done OR will take a significant amount of time and $$$ to get it done... and, if they can afford it, they still want it done yesterday
4. Think that as long as they have the $$$, everything they demand for can and will be delivered yesterday
5. Have no concept of development and implementation effort, and ask stupid questions like "Hah, you mean you cannot do it within the next day ah? But I want to launch in 3 days wor."
6. Have no concept that systems, like any other electronic device, have their share of issues and no system is ever bug-free, and persist to jump sky-high and yell at the top of their voices whenever there is the slightest problem with the system
7. Treat vendors like lil' tiny ants that they can bully and twist till all their limbs fall off

I WANT TO BE THE CLIENT!!!