A Prayer for the Stressed

Haha! Got this from Audrey today... I luv it! :o)

A Prayer for the Stressed

Grant me the serenity to accept things that I cannot change,
the courage to change things that I cannot accept and the wisdom the hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they got on my nerves.

Also help me to be careful of toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.

When I am having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile and only 4 muscles to extend my arm and smack someone on the mouth.

*ROFL!* Have a good day, ppl! :D