Me != Bullshitter

Oh gawd... I feel so incredibly stupid... and truthful.

I really honestly seriously cannot bullshit my way out of ANYTHING!

I will tell the truth before I can stop for a moment and think of the implications.

One would think being honest is a good trait to have... but this is not the case in all circumstances.

Are there any courses on bullshitting that anyone can recommend me to?

blurgh *smacking self in head*

o_O